Episode 24
Seenager In Love, A Parody
The Official Seenagers, Never Too Late!
Do you know how you always get the same lines wrong to the same songs year after year and never realize it until one day you do and have a giant belly laugh? Well, that’s what our show is about today. We’ve chosen a few songs that trip us up and have a few laughs about the ones we know others continue to mess up. And then there’s that song “Teenager In Love” that I love because it’s historically been the only song I can get up and sing at karaoke because I know all the words. But seeing as how we’re now ‘Seenagers’ vs. Teenagers, we figured this song needed an upgrade on the words we might relate better to. So I rewrote them. And we dedicate the new version to all the ‘Seenagers In Love’ who are long married, recently coupled or still seeking…Because it’s important everybody knows …It’s great to be a Seenagers in Love! We hope you enjoy this episode and please note I cannot sing. But Charlie can so luckily, he jumps in on the chorus as I hope you guys will too. Best! Debbie
Transcript
Seenager In Love, a Parody
PM •:SUMMARY KEYWORDS
song, words, line, fun, funny, John Prine, In spite of ourselves, Elton John, Tiny Dancer, Tony Danza singing, teenager, Karaoke, Philippines, Charlie Ponger, Debbie Nigro, people, Neil Diamond Sweet Caroline, Billie Eilish Bad Guy, sing, singalong lyrics, music, Dion, Teenager In Love, Seenager In Love Parody, love, podcast, The Official Seenagers, Frank Sinatra, New York, New York. If I can make it there make it anywhere, Jane Fonda, Lilly Tomlin
SPEAKERS
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro, Debbie Charlie, Charlie Ponger, Debbie Nigro, charlie ponger
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:Hey everyone, welcome to the official teenagers. Fun enough. Hi everybody, I'm Debbie Nigor that’s Charlie Ponger And we are your officials teenagers, seenagers we sure are here to have some laughs share some fun, fun make you forget the world is just a difficult place right now. So today's topic here on the official teenagers, seenagers basically is song lyrics song lyrics that people get wrong, and we're gonna know we're gonna get wrong, and we're gonna get wrong. And no cheating. Do you know the only song I know all the lyrics to every word is Teenager in Love. Which is funny since we were teenagers, seenagers Yeah, right. So I thought I would do is rewrite the words to Teenager in Love and make it see nature and love. And I think it's gonna be fantastic. So I'm going to need you before the show is up to get me the music to put behind my bad voice because I'm not a singer. My words are pretty funny. I changed the words He's a teenager and love to see when you do that, yeah, I'm good parity, right? I love doing parodies. We'll get to that in just a bit. But I want it let's let's do this game of because people everywhere have been singing the wrong lyrics or one line from songs forever, like, forever. And some of the new music right now I know none of the lyrics like zero. I know. I know some Okay, so like Billy Eilish is like the most cool. New Star on blue. Unbelievable. She's got a song out called bad guy. It's bad. It's a smash hit. Not a bad guy is a bad song. But it's a great song. But it's I don't even I can't understand half the words it's so hard I there's no way I will be able to sing along I can do I can do a couple of them. All right, go ahead. Go first of all, let's hear the song. Oh, you want to hear the song people know what you're talking about. You got a little clip? Yeah, I do have a little clip. A little clip right standby
charlie ponger:so
Debbie Nigro:this both knees field. Thank you. Please.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:Did you get any of that? Any other words? I love the beat that in the beat of great dark song. Well, I don't care about that. Don't Don't be a bummer. Come on. It's that bad guy. Maybe Maybe Maybe maybe not. Don't like bad guy. So what are the words white shirt now read my bloody nose if he toes asleep in your on your tippy toes? Sitting around like no one knows this. Thank you. So criminal bruises on both my knees for you don't say thank you. We're pleased. I do what I want when I'm wanting to my soul so cynical. You're a tough guy like a really rough guy. Yes. Can't get enough guy. Yeah. Really? Make your mama said tight. Make your girlfriend mad tight mates. douchey bad type. I'm the bad guy. Yeah, Sting. Alright, so
Charlie Ponger:that's a great one. She won like four Grammys. Here's my favorite. She's like, here's my favorite part. When she does. You'll hear
Debbie Charlie:just make your mom sad. What's your favorite parts Coming? Coming? The
Charlie Ponger:jaw is my favorite part of it.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:All right. Well, are you kidding me? You know, I gotta be honest. Yeah. Current music.
Charlie Ponger:Yeah, what about it? I love it.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:She's unbelievable, right? Great talent. Great, great, great. But we just we don't know any of this words. It's frustrating. And we barely know the words from songs we heard every day of our lives growing up that we know most of them too. We always miss that one line or two. It's always a line that people have been singing wrong all these years is Elton John song. Yeah, everybody gets it gets this wrong. Good. You know some tiny dancer can you pull that up? I know you have a nice little repertoire. STEM look up Elton John. Tyler Okay hang on when no one and you can hear me softly
Charlie Ponger:okay job go ahead. Yeah, you're live you're hot. Yeah,
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:you know what what everybody gets wrong in that line. Right? Well, the longest hold me closer Tiny Dancer. Yeah, everybody's been singing hold me closer Tony Danza. Everybody's singing Tony Danza. Why is there idiots? That's what they think it sounds it sounds like alright, you want to do Frank Sinatra song? I do. But you know, I had line wrong in a couple lines wrong in the Frank Sinatra in New York, New York. Yeah, no, all those words you i i Don't. What are you ready? Yeah,
Charlie Ponger:I know. Start spreading the news. Really? Even today, right I want to be a part of it. New York New York.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:Okay Frank that
Charlie Ponger:the is bag of on shoe
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:bag of bonds back these Vagabond
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Vagabond shoes
Debbie Charlie:got the got the clip. Yeah good
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:start spreading the new I'm leaving in today. So, so I want to be part of it. Yeah. I'm listening right now.
Charlie Ponger:Gosh,
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:Vagabond shoot Okay, that's not for Frank my head there's one song that nobody knows any of the words to accept one line and yet it's the most famous most exciting song everybody gets a bit of wedding everybody gets up at the end of an event they're like oh, please Sweet Caroline. The only line anybody knows and then they left here like from for from furs when it's time from for from for us there's no singing alongs they don't
Charlie Ponger:know or do you know the words to Sweet Caroline? Absolutely
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:not let me hear what you know. So we can that's all you know me and 700 million other people
Charlie Ponger:you don't know where it began? I begin
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:here you can kind of fun for along with it. Put a little bit of fun for it. Alright, so
Charlie Ponger:we'll play it fun for a little while where the good right Ken begins in New York no more now right? Yeah,
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:I'm not coming back. Please turn to just like gearing up.
Charlie Ponger:Shoulders are gearing up right now. I got excited you're sure your legs are going back and forth. Spring Summer
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:everybody starts knowing this now. Are you
Charlie Ponger:going to jump out of your chair or what? Look at your hands are
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touching hands shaking hands touching hands God reaching out touching me touching you reaching out.
Charlie Ponger:Oh, here she goes Uncle Bill Sweet
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Caroline. Good times now seem so good.
Debbie Nigro:Yeah, I know.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:The fact that people could you lower this Come on, again. Why you meanie cast. It's time to lower the song. What kind of engineer
Charlie Ponger:triple tasking. I'll just sit here. Yeah. All right. So that's over. We fill it up. That was fun.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:So you gotta cook. You know? These are songs that come up in karaoke. People love karaoke. Some people have karaoke. Like people are terrified at karaoke. Did you ever see that? You watch Grayson Frankie ever see the series with Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin when Jane Fonda the only way she's closing the deal with the with the toilet, the like, the lift toilet that they was you had to join the head of the company did for a night out with karaoke, or you did the CEO that she come along. She's like, like, I'm not doing this. She lost a deal because she wouldn't get alright. But anyway,
Charlie Ponger:so wait, every and this is a fact. And there's a stand up comedian that talks about this. He's from the Philippines. And every Philippine person I know. And I know a lot of people from the Philippines. They absolutely love, love, love karaoke. It's their whole it's like a culture for them.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:I only know one song, all the words that I could sing through if someone said get up and sing a song. It's a teenager in love. It's so stupid. Yeah, never learned another song. Think about it. It's wrong. Start to finish. Yeah, we got to play the music music comes on. The words sort of come to you right when you're driving or singing. But that was the only so I wanted to have some fun. And I love to write funny stuff. I mean, we do the words to teenager in love. And I'll call it C major and love and then Charlie and I laugh about it and everybody will think it's funny and we're gonna we're gonna harmonize so I'm gonna sing. I'm going to sing it. All right, and you're gonna jump in on the line today. It's great to be a scene ager.
Charlie Ponger:Everyone Everyone sing great to be a teenager and loved one on Debbie's cue to
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be
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:as CNA Alright, so I can't really sing so this is just for fun. Are you laughing? I really am that my mother was a beautiful singer.
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Oh, she Yeah, I can I get ready. Here we go. Yeah.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:I'm ready. I can't do
Charlie Ponger:it yeah two of you.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:Okay, you ready? Here we go. Each time we take a selfie I realized we're not young as long as we are healthy we are wrong each night i dang the stars
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it's good to be seen a major in
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:the minute I feel so happy next minute I feel so sad. Found out it's ADHD the stars
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it's great to be seen a major in law
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:I pour a beer pouring about you even though this weight non EU ship went out in 1970 Do you wanna make me laugh? You know just the thing to do wanna stir me up? Thank God we're both still flexible to stars
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it's great to be seen a major in
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:my wife There's nobody like you so that you forgotten the milk our battles we begin to even know you pull your shoulder and then I replaced my hip ever ever keep my eyes from Lonely Night skinny each night stars above
Charlie Ponger:everybody it's
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great to be seen a major in life it's great to be seen a major and it's great to be seen a major Yeah, Debbie that was hysterical. Oh.
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I don't know. Oh, no, you did a great man. Funny right?
Charlie Ponger:Funny Are you kidding me? What a surprise. I all Debbie did was asked me to to cue up the the background music. And I was surprised by the lyrics and they're phenomenal. Oh my god, how much fun
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:and that's step one. Pour a beer. Yeah, nobody but you even though this wait Nani shit went out in nine teams. I did them. No, it
Charlie Ponger:sounded great. Are you kidding me? I'm keeping this all in
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:time we take a selfie. Yeah, realize we're not that young. I know. That was great. Yeah, well, as long as we are healthy we climb and I wanted this. I wanted the words to be uplifting. Yeah, they were I wanted to be fun, but also the fact that you know people don't realize who aren't seen agers. We are not going anywhere. Unless someone makes us okay. We're not done till we tell you. Right you know when we're done
Charlie Ponger:and we're going to end this show with a really fun tune by John Prine right. It's called in spite of ourselves.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:One day Dave and I were driving on Dave loves team John Prine and God rest his soul he he turned me on to John Prine. Actually, I didn't know John Prine turn you on know Dave turned me on to the great pleasure of seeing him perform live at the Capitol theater in Port Chester, New York. And you know, I didn't understand the power of his songwriting. Oh, remarkable. Yeah. And I didn't get it and I got educated and then I became a fan as well. And yeah, it was really very heartbreaking. Then he passed Yeah, followed his wife on Instagram and sent her love. Oh
Charlie Ponger:good. Yeah. So this is an honor of John Prine. And you and Dave because you told me it was your song.
harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro:Well, we started I heard this song I'm like, Oh my God, that's the funniest song ever. What is it go
Charlie Ponger:ahead. Alright, so see you later guys. And thanks for listening. We're leaving you with John Prine inspire yourself. See you later. Bye
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she don't like array eggs already. She thinks crossing her legs is funny. She looks down nose and money. She gets it on like the Easter Bunny. She's my baby. Honey. I'm never gonna let her go
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The ain't got laid in a month Sunday's caught him once and he was sniffing my gang too sharp but he gets things done. drinks beer like socks Jen He's my baby and I'm never gonna let him go
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inside of ourselves will rain bow against Tony where the big door fries
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where he goes bang our noses right off of our face phase one been a hard stance she thinks all the jokes are corny, convict movies and maker horny. She likes to catch up on her scrambled eggs swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs. She takes up like it keeps on ticking. I'm never gonna let her go
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more balls than a big Brass Monkey whacked out word oh and lovebug junkie sly as crazy as a loon payday comes in he's a howling at the moon. He's my baby. Don't mean baby. Never gonna let him go
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in spite of ourselves, we'll never said no no rainbows against all honey we're the big door prize. We're gonna spank our noses right off of our face. The wrong being NASM that fatal heart stance and then are inspired by ourselves will in devastating known a rainbow against all the weird the big door brands were gone. Our noses right off of our face. The wrong been big hearts dancing in our eyes. The one been big hearts dance in spite of ourselves
