Oops! She Saw Him Naked!

Laughing it up with LuLu our San Rafael Correspondent

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lulu, shorts, talking, San Rafael, California Teenagers, dating, son, universe, nice, dream, thought, people, life, nude, single mom, invite, swimming, houses, wide ass, never too late, Seenager, genx, bucket list

SPEAKERS

Debbie Nigro, Charlie Ponger, LuLu Flynn, LuLu, LuLu Flynn Debbie Nigro, Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro

Charlie Ponger: 00:00

Oh Ben

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 00:02

let's leave it. Hey Deb. These people these teenagers that do not believable talk to me tell you to Hey Lulu we got Lulu on the line and we asked her not to talk until it was time but she jumped right in. I tell I love her she's just jumping in sorry. I've been shushed my whole life. But we're unsure Xing you hey Lou, how you doing? Welcome to the official teenagers. Thank you so much. I'm doing very well. How are you guys today? Good. You know you're why you're on this show. Right? Because you have the complete right attitude and spirit to be our senior correspondent. Out in what are you in San Rafael, California, San Rafael, California. We got nobody there. You're You're it and you're so perfect. Because just let me let the tell the listening audience. I met Lulu because she's my boyfriend's cousin. Okay. And I met her at unfortunately awake, but they're Irish. So

Debbie Nigro: 00:55

back to the week. Everybody were laughing laughing.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 00:56

So she was laughing at all my jokes. And he said I liked her. And then it went from there. And she just had the best personality. I was like, Oh my gosh, I love her. And we stayed, you know, connected by the spirit of girls who have good personalities and fun love to have fun in life. So it's so good to have you. And then I heard her talking to Dave on the phone recently. And she's talking about this date. And what have I got? Oh my gosh, she's our C Major garsfontein Yeah, there you go. Sandra fell.

Charlie Ponger: 01:23

So baby boomers Gone Wild.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 01:26

Yeah. Let me just compliment Lulus son is going to college in New York. And she sent out the most amazing announcement for a college announcement I've ever seen in my entire life. Because she's got graphic genius in her blood. Oh, she does. She's genius. So this presentation is card. You know, people sometimes make collages of photos. This was like a playbill for a Broadway show.

Charlie Ponger: 01:48

I you showed it to me. It was fantastic. Lulu. That was fantastic.

LuLu Flynn: 01:53

Thank you. Well, it's so this is so exciting. You know, my son's dream is to be on Broadway. And amazingly miraculously, and by the grace of his hard work and everything else got into Tisch, NYU, so congratulations. Thank you so much. And I just thought it was appropriate to go a little over the top and make his graduation announcement. The beginning of a great career, one hopes,

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 02:19

oh, man, he thought he was already completely famous the way she did. It was his pictures when he was a kid till now. And it was just great. So now Lulu is a single mom, and her son is going off to college a big moment in many parents lives. A particularly freeing one for a single mom. So she starts talking about how she's planning her next act. Right, right. And she starts to reveal that she's dating. yelling out some of the crazy date I go. Got it. Man, what's going on? So

Charlie Ponger: 02:48

So now so two of us are single?

LuLu Flynn: 02:50

Well, I don't know. Dating is the is appropriate. dabbling? dabbling.

LuLu Flynn Debbie Nigro: 02:55

Are you dabbling us love connection baby? I, I jumped on to, you know, online dating for about five minutes. And that's as much as I can do, right. Just the absolute worst. It is the word hate it with

Charlie Ponger: 03:11

a passion.

LuLu Flynn: 03:12

So do I. And now me Well, I have to say caveat here. About eight years ago, I actually did meet someone and we had a nice run. It didn't. We're not still together. But you know, it can work. I get it. But it sucks.

Charlie Ponger: 03:28

I can't, I can't.

Debbie Nigro: 03:30

Millions of people know and they're saying This sucks. But they're there.

LuLu Flynn: 03:34

Well, I decided no, not doing it. I'm just going to do what my mother used to tell me to do. 100 years ago, go don't join a group do something that you like, and I would be like, Oh, Mom, please. But she was absolutely right. I'll just go kayaking, which is something I like to go to. However, really,

Debbie Nigro: 03:51

however, Lulu told me something personally, go ahead. Because now we invite I invite her to be a podcast guest like, oh, you're a perfect teenager correspondent. She has been in the podcast world but producing never as a guest. Right. And I also told her that you should tell a story about the guy with the dolphin shorts on

Charlie Ponger: 04:07

well, a guy was dolphin shorts on is that like whale shorts?

LuLu Flynn: 04:11

No, remember dolphin shorts from the 70s it was a brand and they were really short. They were right. When?

Debbie Nigro: 04:19

Like the old NBA players. Yeah, believe how short they were.

Charlie Ponger: 04:22

Dolphin shorts. Yeah,

LuLu Flynn: 04:24

yeah. And there's a guy across the street. The neighborhood that I live in had were there all ranch homes, right. So they're single story homes. So what's happening is people older Well, you know, people in their 70s Let's say are downsizing from their multi storey houses in the city and coming here paying cash and moving into the single story home right across the street from me I have a I have a couple of people who one is Dick and one is one is Tom. I'm waiting for Harry.

Debbie Nigro: 04:57

And let me guess they're using the ranch houses too. rollerblade back and forth to the bathroom while they still can, right? Is that what's going on?

LuLu Flynn: 05:04

Oh, no. No, I'm I'm in my 60. So I'm the hot young divorcing. Oh, you're a hot young divorcing guy. Now you know what I'm saying. And so this one guy in the Gulf and shorts, he's like, 70, nice hit needy. And belt six for 300 plus pounds dude is huge. But he's interesting. I think he's sort of just this trust fund dude. Anyway, because he drives a Ferrari that can barely fit. He doesn't listen to this. I know he's right. I know. I'm outside to sorry.

Charlie Ponger: 05:40

Is he a deck?

LuLu Flynn: 05:41

If it wasn't for the short, he's a tool. He's not he's not a bad guy at all. But he's actually good guy. But we don't make fun of people on this. Right? He's stuck in the 70s a little bit with his dolphin shorts that nobody should wear much less a six for 300 pound man. So anyway, he invited me over to go swimming one day and he says, Oh, it's you know, Adult Swim, you know, come over with a glass of wine. So I'm like, All right. I think you know, their neighbors are there and I and I, and I walk over and I walk inside gate. And as I'm walking in, I can see through like the windows. He's in the pool.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 06:13

But Lake Erie go. It can't be serious. Here we go, Debbie. Oh my gosh, this is the worst thing you could have said I

LuLu Flynn: 06:21

thought it was the reverse view I'd assume from behind. But I'm telling you I've never seen a bigger moon in my entire life. You don't

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 06:26

know. Wait, let's start with commercial interruption. I just had yelled at Charlie 50 for 10 minutes. I said Charlie, we have to stop talking about new stuff on the show. You're talking about you don't wear underwear. He talking about nude beach talking about new thing. I go we gotta cut it out because people will think we're nuts. And it's not just just you. It's me. I don't do nudie stuff. What are you nuts? Yeah, we gotta lose. Who's gonna nudie neighbor.

Charlie Ponger: 06:45

Nude or back to the nude. She's purple. Right? She's little she's purple. Right now.

LuLu Flynn: 06:50

There's a theme. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. No.

Charlie Ponger: 06:56

Did you go did you go? Did you go to the pool?

LuLu Flynn: 06:59

No. So I'm walking in and I see him. See me freezing my tracks. And I just start backing out. Backwards. And my knees happened to be here on my leg. It was

Charlie Ponger: 07:14

actually an appropriate guy.

LuLu Flynn: 07:17

And there was nobody else there. I sort of thought it was other people, you know, bring some wine because there was I thought and I just couldn't even take it. And then a couple days later, he's driving his Ferrari car down. You know, top down drives by and he stops he goes Hey, you didn't come swimming. I'm like I said you could take the girl out of the Catholic Church which kids know nude swimming.

Charlie Ponger: 07:37

That is inappropriate. You don't even know each other.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 07:39

That's hard. Don't even know. He's

LuLu: 07:42

wrong. He's out. It was funny, but no shame. No, nothing. Hey, hi.

Charlie Ponger: 07:47

Would you want me to make a comment or just leave it?

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 07:49

I'm gonna move on. Let me tell you a little Lulu said. She wants to use the show. Yeah, perfect vehicle for her to find her dream. Next act in romance. Okay, because we are broadcasting live from your Ponderosa Ponderosa in New York. Yeah. And her son is coming from California San Rafael to New York City. So she's going to be commuting to see him. Okay, she needs she needs a guy. Yeah, she likes guys to kind of fulfill her dream moment right now. What is it Lulu put it out there in the universe baby.

LuLu: 08:23

Okay, and this is I'm telling you this is how I got my house. You just put it out there anybody that you know universe here take this the universe

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 08:32

is your catalog. That's what they said in secret.

LuLu: 08:35

So power positive thing. Oh, I'm looking for universe is a guy a nice guy with a loft in the village and access to a private jet. Nothing big. Nothing big. Well, we just

Charlie Ponger: 08:49

you know will? Does he need to be like a professional baseball player or anything like that?

LuLu: 08:54

No. It'd be nice if he has hair hair okay with you know bald guys, but if I'm gonna pick I'll say I like hair.

Charlie Ponger: 09:04

He also does this is nirvana for you.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 09:06

You heard universe request also would like that this guy not be at the apartment all the time.

LuLu: 09:13

traveling a little bit. So you know what? Conversely, he has a little place to stay in beautiful California halfway between San Francisco in the wine country.

Charlie Ponger: 09:23

Sounds great. Now, let me ask you another question. How old does he have to be? How young should he be?

LuLu: 09:30

I am cutting a wide swath. Charles. There you go. We'll go 55 to 68 All right. 55 to 68 that's

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 09:43

the other guys but but that's a wide swath

LuLu: 09:47

that swath was not to be spoken of again.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 09:50

All right. And I never make fun of fat people by the way because my father was very heavy. I know. It's not it's not about you want to beat up little children who made fun Alright, alright. Alright. Hebrew you be backed up that plays on my time. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

LuLu: 10:04

Anyway, so you know, I figure if I if I just put it out on the podcast if I put tell everybody I know out here back there, we'll find somebody. No, it doesn't have to be the village just just, you know, an extra place, you know.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 10:17

And let me just say, because nobody has seen Lulu, she's gorgeous. She's fit. Yes, funny, and smart as hell. So some lucky guy hearing this may have just hit a hit a winner. It might be me our son, Charlie Eno, real estate in the papers now for

LuLu: 10:36

any sort of fun to think that that that there's still you know, romance ahead. And I know there is

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 10:42

well that's that's the point of the show. Actually. It's never too late for anything. I hope that there's really if you've still got a pulse, you still got a shot. I don't care what it is in life. Whether it's romance or business or you know an adventure you haven't taken there is no expiration date on anybody's dreams and I don't care who these people are who kind of fit everybody into these boxes out there. This is over you can't do this. You know, we are Nothing's over Nothing's over. Everything's you do whatever you want in life. You got a great beginning.

LuLu: 11:09

And Debbie, you are the poster child I think because I look at you and David who is my cousin your Dave your your amour. And I Malmo I have known him of course my whole life and he's one of my very, very, very favorite people in the whole world. But with when I saw him with Debbie I just I sat back in marveled he I hadn't seen him laugh like belly laugh that hard and he's just looks so happy. And it makes me so happy that you guys found each other and you really are an inspiration.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 11:40

Thanks so much and I'm gonna dive bar by the way that's how it all began to die. All right, so hey, late night love late in life success late in life everything we're champions for, you know, as much as you can to make yourself happy without hurting yourself. That's all we say.

Charlie Ponger: 11:53

Yeah. That's hard for me know

LuLu: 12:00

what's appropriate as all Yeah, when

Charlie Ponger: 12:02

it's appropriate really agree that she is she's freaking out. Now. She's doing the sign of the cross. She's gonna go to Catholic Church. Now. Talk to the priest.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 12:11

I'm so glad you checked in with Lulu. You can be our San Rafael correspondent and just you know, look for other teenager things we need to know about and check back in okay.

LuLu: 12:18

I sure Well, boy, because I gotta tell you, the teenagers out here are one

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 12:22

at a time. Take some pictures. Great talking to you. Thank you. You sound good on the podcast. Yeah. You

Charlie Ponger: 12:30

got a great voice.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 12:32

The beginning of something new. All right. Well, it's the beginning of something new. Yeah. Thanks for tuning into this teenagers because

Charlie Ponger: 12:39

it's always it's never too late to tune in his teenage years rock'n'roll.

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 12:43

Thanks for listening. By the way weeks we accept and invite our listeners to be part of the show. It's

Charlie Ponger: 12:50

the best part right when they when they wrote in for the top 10. Was that awesome? Or was top

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 12:54

10 reasons ways. You know how you're receiving? Yeah, so we want to include more people and we need correspondence from every state in the country and every neck of the woods and get in touch. We'd love to hear from

Charlie Ponger: 13:03

you. Thank you guys for listening. Yeah, no

harlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro: 13:05

cranky people. No, none, ever.

Charlie Ponger: 13:08

Thank you. See you later. Bye.