The Breakfast

The Breakfast

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SPEAKERS

Charlie Luz Debbie, Debbie Luz, Luz Michelle, Debbie, charlie ponger

Charlie Luz Debbie: 00:00

Hey everyone welcome to the Official Seenagers this show is brought to you by oHHo!

charlie ponger: 00:05

that was great

Luz Michelle: 00:15

version of their product is Oh mic drop Debbie start to the show gives me a headache it does yes like dry while yeah

charlie ponger: 00:27

it's like I love the cold opening you do yeah I do know I

Debbie: 00:31

need a little music I need to get going baby oil What do you mean swing oil

Luz Michelle: 00:37

you know oil like to get us going

Debbie Luz: 00:39

okay that will just surely off in another direction oh you need oil I just need to get moving with energy and I'm usually always likes me.

Charlie Luz Debbie: 00:49

Yeah, well I had a problem yesterday.

Luz Michelle: 00:51

Oh wow Here we go.

charlie ponger: 00:52

Why don't have any food in the house right and it was early in the morning and I woke up starving. So I'm saying to myself self I gotta go get breakfast so so I went to the lab that I pray the reason you don't have any food in the house? Because it's

Charlie Luz Debbie: 01:07

either I don't want to shop. So okay.

Luz Michelle: 01:09

I want to shop for pans to bring the pants last time. You don't want to shop for food. I bought a bagel for everybody today. Yeah, no wonder everybody's getting thin here.

charlie ponger: 01:18

Oh my god. I'm starving. So I go to Bedford post to get breakfast. No, you know the place where you and I met for breakfast that time John? John boys.

Debbie: 01:30

Yes. No, that's a good take me there. We went for lunch. Yeah. Wow. That's a very special place a

Luz Michelle: 01:36

really quick the reason we went there right, Charlie? I came out of nowhere when I was out to eat my husband right? follows up with an email and he kept saying for our first meeting, why don't you come here? Why don't you come here? And I'm like do you really know what happens to the public spyware is going to be people.

charlie ponger: 02:07

Then this is super apropos about what I'm about. Imagine this so I walk into the to the breakfast place. Right? Okay. And I'm fucking star.

Debbie: 02:20

Did you have to use an F bomb in Aries? You have to manage your alpha.

charlie ponger: 02:24

Alright, I'm friggin starve. Nice. And on top of the counter. But all I see is the one in the middle. And it looks like a tasting plate to me.

Luz Michelle: 02:38

So what you're saying, right, yeah. So getting that high level food trouser.

Charlie Luz Debbie: 02:44

Yeah. It's right there. And it's I'm going to order my eggs. Right. And, and this platter is in front of me. And it's like, you know, the grocery store where you go and you sample something, right? So

Luz Michelle: 02:58

this is like a country market. They want to show you what they're going to sell. You know, have you reached it and eat it.

Charlie Luz Debbie: 03:02

So I so I grabbed a piece. I dipped it and I ate and I ate it. And the woman goes Did you like it? I go Yeah, it was good. All of a sudden she

Luz Michelle: 03:20

police game. Night

Charlie Luz Debbie: 03:22

chef Keith came flying out of the kitchen. And fucking reamed me. Embarrassing shed right? He took me as who the fuck do you think you are? You're eating the food. Baba Baba people. Buh buh buh buh boom, boom, boom. And I'm like, Hey,

Luz Michelle: 03:39

this is a terrible store. What the hell happened? What's going

charlie ponger: 03:43

on? I go. I go What do you mean I ate I ate a piece of your, your sample here. And he goes, it's not a sample. Chicken Cordon Bleu.

Luz Michelle: 03:53

What do you do take a hunk.

Charlie Luz Debbie: 03:54

I took it. It was a little piece. It looked like a little pinwheel kind of size thing. Because we're in Bedford.

Luz Michelle: 03:59

But where was it?

charlie ponger: 04:00

It was right in front of my face. I said lay on display. And I said,

Luz Michelle: 04:06

did you notice most places have a glass partition because there was no IQ and yet food.

Charlie Luz Debbie: 04:11

So I said, Hey, man, look like

Luz Michelle: 04:13

an example, please.

Charlie Luz Debbie: 04:17

And so I said to the guy.

Luz Michelle: 04:21

The guy you know why? You're Italian? Oh,

Charlie Luz Debbie: 04:24

I can't believe you said

Luz Michelle: 04:26

anything that small couldn't possibly be an absolute portion.

charlie ponger: 04:30

Right? So I said, Oh, God, I can't believe you said that. Because I said hey, man, listen, I'm sorry. How much was it? How much is it goes? Oh, my. No idea how much one little piece of that would cause Forget it. He goes Forget it. And then he goes, and he goes, Well, did you like it? Yeah, it was really good. I said, Hey, listen, let me explain something. I'm Italian where I come from a look like where I come. I said I'm Italian. We He goes, Oh, you guys give food away, don't you? I go, yes. And I thought this was a sample. And the woman on the other side of the counter goes, how could you possibly think that this is a sample? Rounded I go, you know, I didn't even notice the other.

Luz Michelle: 05:20

It so you so refreshed if you were taller if you were taller, you'd have the array. Tie right like I'm saying

charlie ponger: 05:33

my blinder was on. Free samp. The sale. Oh, I guess they want me to try it to see if I like it. And then I'll buy something. So

Luz Michelle: 05:42

what did you learn from this?

Charlie Luz Debbie: 05:44

Don't touch anything and have food in your house? Yeah, yeah. Well, you were

Luz Michelle: 05:49

so hungry. I was starving. You were losing at

Charlie Luz Debbie: 05:52

the poor girl. I mean, it was and then he was like,

Luz Michelle: 05:56

I didn't want to go sly was driving here. Yeah. Why the signs from the hospitality industry have you're faced with a big cross going? Round like bullet thing with a tenant.

charlie ponger: 06:07

The guy goes, I go listen, I feel really bad. He goes, No, actually, I feel bad for yelling. You know? We want you told me you were Italian. He's black. Once you told me you're Italian and that he goes I get it. I get going. I get it. I get it.

Luz Michelle: 06:19

I get Italian food has a lot of different connotations for Italians. We use it for to give away to love. Well, we give away food all the time. It's love and we and we make it to show to show we'd like to give happiness to people and food is love. And we use it to break bread to talk about important things to make up for things. Yeah, story comes to mind. My father yelled at a priest once back in the day. Oh, right. So who knows that priest me. I figures. I've had a word of my father's past 40 years. Okay, we have great respect for authority. We grew up with a politeness and but my father lost it one day in some kind of job thing and I know he's, he came back I remember he was like, freaking out bummed that he yelled at this priest. So what did he do? He went and bought a couple pounds of coke guts. He went back and look at the briefs they drove Miranda mammy apologize

charlie ponger: 07:14

sopranos Yeah. That poor guy chucked a chef Keith. Thanks so much, man. I hope you're listening to this episode because let me make up that was a freakin trip. At least I got we were all laughing at the end. You know?

Luz Michelle: 07:32

A shout out to how amazing that place is and how great the food is and how my one experience there I was like, why don't I come here? This is incredible.

charlie ponger: 07:41

Right? Nice. Yeah, everything was nice. Nice. So that's my quick little story.

Luz Michelle: 07:48

Okay about

Charlie Luz Debbie: 07:49

me fucking up again. I guess Yeah, with the

Luz Michelle: 07:53

F bombs apropos. We agreed on this shot. We're gonna do our best not to fucking curse. I really hear yourself and when you say it, you don't hear but the other person hears and goes.

charlie ponger: 08:15

Oh, swear words and sex. Alright everyone, and we thank you so much for listening. Yeah, go to our website, Debbie. Tell them go to our

Luz Michelle: 08:23

worldly food. Yeah, we can avoid this ridiculous conversation. The official.com If you sign up for notifications, when we have new episodes, you're gonna get a free sample if it's your first time of our sponsors, CBD products. Oh, H H O. And yeah, you don't have to do anything except sign up and laugh with us. If you have somebody who you think we can enjoy who's got a great sense of humor, who we should be featuring on the show. We always looking for correspondence, right. So play. Play With Us. Life is dark, man. We're just trying to put some light in there.

Charlie Luz Debbie: 08:53

There you go. All right, everyone. 123